“You need a nice bespoke suit. Bespoke means it’s custom made to fit your specific dimensions and emphasize what’s flattering about your shape. […] It’s very important to pick a good, natural fabric. As for color, for a first suit you should choose between black, navy, or charcoal grey.”
– Life-Giving Magus, getting the Ice King ready for a first date, from Adventure Time episode “Bespoken For.” The kids are gonna be all right.
(It’s a fantasy show so we can excuse the magical thinking that black would be a good choice for a first suit)
