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The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
“Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition,” Ciszek said. “This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny.”
(Thanks, Will)