It’s almost the end of the week, and there’s no better way to celebrate the weekend than to start early!!!! So please join the fun-makers and wear your Flip-Flops tomorrow, and EVERY Friday this summer.
Actual quote from an actual work memo that an actual reader actually received. I’m moving to Canada.
BREAKING NEWS: The actual reader informs me that HE LIVES IN CANADA! THERE’S NOWHERE LEFT TO GO TO ESCAPE YOUR COLLEAGUES’ HAIRY TOES!
