“Where Did You Get That Hat?”

“Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?

Isn’t it a nobby one, and just the proper style?

I should like to have one; Just the same as that!

Where’er I go, they shout ‘Hello! Where did you get that hat?’”

– Lyrics to “Where Did You Get That Hat?”

(Pictured: Mayor Willie Brown, who always looks great in a hat)