No Room For Flip-flops On The Ron Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness

February 10, 2011

When I see people wearing flip-flop sandals in public, it sickens me. What if Red Dawn happens and some Communists land in parachutes, and we have to suddenly run or fight them, and you’re wearing flip-flip sandals?! That’s beachwear.

Nick Offerman, demonstrating why there is no room for flip-flops on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness