Regional Tartans

February 15, 2010


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regional tartans
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A few readers have emailed us to point out that those of us in the U.S. of A have our own regional tartans.  Wikipedia has a nearly complete list.  Matt, an American living in Scotland, points out that the California tartan (above) is based on the family tartan of John Muir, the great conservationist.

I actively support be-tartaned clothing, especially if it bears your family’s tartan.  That said: unless you A) live in Scotland, B) were born in Scotland and have a lot to recommend you or C) have a family tartan and are actively participating in a Scotland-specific activity (Highland Games, Sons of Scotland meeting), you should NOT wear a kilt.

If you do, you’ll risk the same kind of wrath that my Irish stepmother occasionally unleashes upon Riverdance and St. Patrick’s Day revelers.  This type of wrath includes a lot of profanity.